/*Bromas de programadores*/

Este es un pequeño grupo de bromas que los programadores dejan en el código fuente de sus desarrollos en comentarios, la verdad son muy originales y creativos, ademas muy comprensibles, me hizo recordar, “el muro de los lamentos“, de la empresa para la que desarrolle hace aproximadamente un año. y la primera imagen me hizo recordar la forma en que en ese mismo lugar creian que la mejor forma de programar era reinventando la rueda jajajaja.

En fin, las bromas estan en ingles, pero como estan dirigidas a programadores, se que las entenderan sin problemas 😀



// Dear maintainer:
// Once you are done trying to ‘optimize’ this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
// total_hours_wasted_here = 16

// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments

 // I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife,  
//Darlene, who will
 // have to support me and our three children and the dog once 
// it gets released into the public.  
 //When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
 //Now, God only knows  
 Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong.");
 throw up; //ha ha  

return 1; // returns 1

 // I don't know why I need this, but it stops 
//the people being upside-down
 x = -x;  
#define TRUE FALSE
 //Happy debugging suckers  
 //Dear future me. Please forgive me.
 //I can't even begin to express how sorry I am.  

//Don’t touch it or ninja will punish you

Saying that Java is nice because it works on every OS is like saying that

anal sex is nice because it works on every gender.

Q. Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?
 A. Because it is below C level.  
Este es buenisimo!! :)
 Q. Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
 A. Because DEC 25 = OCT 31